I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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