They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Houston, we have a blender
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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