A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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