I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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