I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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