My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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