i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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