Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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