just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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