I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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