Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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