Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
