Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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