Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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