I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
