You're so nebulous sometimes
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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