You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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