so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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