I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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