Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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