I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
please don't ironically join a cult
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