Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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