There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
