Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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