just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
