We're facebook friends in real life
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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