OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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