now i know why i became what i already was.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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