If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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