I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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