She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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