he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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