He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
you made out with another girl for some wings
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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