what if I'm pregnant?
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omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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