it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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