bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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