i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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