just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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