if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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