It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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