I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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