You're so nebulous sometimes
I want to have your abortion
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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