my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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