Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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