i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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