Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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