Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
