why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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