he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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