I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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